-hewastheirfriend:

tacoposey:

beacon hills town slogan: 

"don’t trust anybody. no one. don’t trust your neighbor. don’t trust your friends. don’t trust your mom. don’t trust your dog. no one. don’t do it."

"Except Scott McCall"

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unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

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quiffturner:

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

No joke… this legitly happens in my house. Like my 3 year old nephew asks for shots of apple juice like a hard core little tyke

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shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

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kurosunanomei:

arseniks:

when you finish a drawing and you like it 

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I will never not reblog this.

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jacket-buttons:

I used to laugh so much about this.  Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.  

I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.

(Source: howimetunclecharlie, via getsby)

nagachikas:

captain-sex-kitten:

So, earlier today Tumblr caught wind of youtube user VenusAngelic, after she uploaded a video called ‘How to Look Half Japanese’

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aroxia:

swagginmun:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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I made the same face the mirror did

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the-batgrrrl:

[Nichelle Nichols, Gene Roddenberry, and DC Fontana]

(via letsboldlygomotherfuckers)

sekra:

he’s a strong independent villain who don’t need no deeper reasoning

sekra:

he’s a strong independent villain who don’t need no deeper reasoning

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yeahwriters:

millionsmillions:

Beginning today and lasting to the end of the summer, the New Yorker website is free — and includes its complete archive. Our humble suggestions of where to begin your reading frenzy.

WHHAAAAAAT!? How much can I read by then???

yeahwriters:

millionsmillions:

Beginning today and lasting to the end of the summer, the New Yorker website is free — and includes its complete archive. Our humble suggestions of where to begin your reading frenzy.

WHHAAAAAAT!? How much can I read by then???

welcometonightvale:

wickedclothes:

Convertible Futon / Bunk Bed

Make guests look forward to sleeping on the couch. This futon converts into a bunk bed in about five steps. Sold on BonBon.

gif lol funny mine movie lego the lego movie lego movie emmet

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allisonargentsarrows:

What kind of economy is this where flirting costs more than an airline ticket

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